- I started a draft on my first fiction book. It's called "My Resume."
- If I was dating a girl named Ruth, and she broke up with me, I'd be Ruthless.
- I was going to marry Ruth, so I can introduce her to my family as "My Babe, Ruth."
- Fast food is only as fast the car bringing it.
- I want to name my future son "Manny," but I'm afraid he might not live up to his name.
- My Pan-Am Games: My attempt to fry eggs every morning
- If you're older than 50 and single, you have a bachelor's degree... for life.
- I enjoy the musical style of The Weeknd, but I call him SaturdaySunday.
- Wish I were a girl so I could date a man named Hudson. I'd introduce myself as "Hudson's Bae."
- I wonder if Greek yogurt is called yogurt in Greece.
- Before U2 was called U2, they went by JustUs. Their manager said "C'mon mates. That's so exclusive. Like me be a part of this." They said "Alright, you too can join." And that's where their name comes from.